More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who can do absolutely nothing and not say 'I'm bored.' No boring people, please."
Why you should get to know me: "I am one of the funniest people I have ever met."
More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who likes to have a good time, but doesn't need to party to have fun."
More about what I am looking for: "Someone confident, powerful and steadfast enough to let me take care of them."
The five items I can't live without: "A bottle of wine, a crust of bread, and thou. Or thee. No, it's definitely thou. Whatever."
Most humbling moment: "My first yoga class."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Lace, altar, silver, beeswax."