Why you should get to know me: "I am one of the funniest people I have ever met."
More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who's creative, but is not insane. Someone who is insane but will never reveal it."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "An antique bed frame that was my grandmother's (uh, yes it squeaks)."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Lace, altar, silver, beeswax."
In my bedroom, you will find: "Street signs, street cones, strobe light, sub wuffers, leapord sheets, blue walls."
More about what I am looking for: "I'm just looking for a kind cutie to come along."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "Eating the next great meal of my life in Tokyo."