Why you should get to know me: "I can play the blues in any key, appreciate the symphony, and know at least two salsa dancing moves."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Lace, altar, silver, beeswax."
Most humbling moment: "Getting my nose broken by this girl in the third grade. I've respected women ever since."
Why you should get to know me: "I will intrigue and challenge you, spoil you and laugh with you."
Most humbling moment: "When I realized my parents are a lot smarter than I thought they were when I was a teen."
Why you should get to know me: "Because I know all MTV's The State sketches by heart."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Myriads of books on the sociology of baseball."