In my bedroom, you will find: "Street signs, street cones, strobe light, sub wuffers, leapord sheets, blue walls."
Fill in the blanks: "Sharp wit is sexy; vulnerability is sexier."
"I can sing the famous aria from Carmen. I eat dark chocolate like others take vitamins - daily. I'm active in the community."
More about what I am looking for: "A man with an easy smile and contagious laughter."
Why you should get to know me: "Because I know all MTV's The State sketches by heart."
Best (or worst) lie I've ever told: "I tell a few white lies a day, like my grandmother never to deceive, only to accentuate."
Why you should get to know me: "I am one of the funniest people I have ever met."