If I could be anywhere at the moment: "I'd be in a helicopter - anywhere will do."
More about who I'm looking for: "She can have the time of her life at the ballet, or a demolition derby."
More about what I am looking for: "I'm just looking for a kind cutie to come along."
Best or worst lie I've ever told: "I was the child actor that played Danny in The Shining."
More about what I am looking for: "Someone who will not judge me for my love of Law & Order."
More about what I am looking for: "Someone confident, powerful and steadfast enough to let me take care of them."
In my bedroom, you will find: "Street signs, street cones, strobe light, sub wuffers, leapord sheets, blue walls."