Most humbling moment: "When I realized my parents are a lot smarter than I thought they were when I was a teen."
Most humbling moment: "Getting my nose broken by this girl in the third grade. I've respected women ever since."
The five items I can't live without: "Garlic, cashmere, friends, fine literature, morning coffee, sun, laughs."
The five items I can't live without: "Hugs, laughter, smiles, high-fives, and Jones soda."
Why you should get to know me: "I am one of the funniest people I have ever met."
More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who can do absolutely nothing and not say 'I'm bored.' No boring people, please."
More about what I am looking for: "Someone who can take sarcasm. It's how I communicate most effectively."