Most humbling moment: "Getting fired as a barista. Not my fault, I swear."
More about who I'm looking for: "She can have the time of her life at the ballet, or a demolition derby."
The five items I can't live without: "A bottle of wine, a crust of bread, and thou. Or thee. No, it's definitely thou. Whatever."
Why you should get to know me: "I get the cosmic joke."
Why you should get to know me: "Because I know all MTV's The State sketches by heart."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Lace, altar, silver, beeswax."
Most humbling moment: "When I realized my parents are a lot smarter than I thought they were when I was a teen."