Why you should get to know me: "Because I know all MTV's The State sketches by heart."
Most humbling moment: "When I realized my parents are a lot smarter than I thought they were when I was a teen."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "Not broke in a tropical place."
In my bedroom, you will find: "Street signs, street cones, strobe light, sub wuffers, leapord sheets, blue walls."
Why you should get to know me: "I don't watch sports or do a lot of other stereotypical lame guy things."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Seven pair of Adidas Superstars."
More about what I am looking for: "Someone confident, powerful and steadfast enough to let me take care of them."