Why you should get to know me: "I am one of the funniest people I have ever met."
Most humbling moment: "My first yoga class."
Why you should get to know me: "Because I know all MTV's The State sketches by heart."
Best (or worst) lie I've ever told: "I tell a few white lies a day, like my grandmother never to deceive, only to accentuate."
More about what I am looking for: "I'm just looking for a kind cutie to come along."
In my bedroom, you will find: "Street signs, street cones, strobe light, sub wuffers, leapord sheets, blue walls."
Most humbling moment: "The moment when I thought I had misspelled my tattoo. Mirrors are funny like that."