More about what I am looking for: "Someone who will not judge me for my love of Law & Order."
Why you should get to know me: "I get the cosmic joke."
Most humbling moment: "When I realized my parents are a lot smarter than I thought they were when I was a teen."
More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who is honest, has a good heart, and who has a brain."
Most humbling moment: "Getting fired as a barista. Not my fault, I swear."
Most humbling moment: "Getting my nose broken by this girl in the third grade. I've respected women ever since."
In my bedroom, you will find: "Street signs, street cones, strobe light, sub wuffers, leapord sheets, blue walls."