Why you should get to know me: "Because I know all MTV's The State sketches by heart."
Why you should get to know me: "I get the cosmic joke."
The five items I can't live without: "Hugs, laughter, smiles, high-fives, and Jones soda."
"I'd like to meet a thoughful, energetic, complex woman with brains as well as beauty and a high silly quotient."
Best (or worst) lie I've ever told: "I tell a few white lies a day, like my grandmother never to deceive, only to accentuate."
Most humbling moment: "When I tried to sing 'Bad Medicine' karaoke style and didn't realize how difficult singing Bon Jovi could be."
More about what I am looking for: "I'm just looking for a kind cutie to come along."