Most humbling moment: "Getting fired as a barista. Not my fault, I swear."
Why you should get to know me: "I get the cosmic joke."
Best (or worst) lie I've ever told: "I tell a few white lies a day, like my grandmother never to deceive, only to accentuate."
The five items I can't live without: "Garlic, cashmere, friends, fine literature, morning coffee, sun, laughs."
More about what I am looking for: "Someone confident, powerful and steadfast enough to let me take care of them."
Most humbling moment: "Getting my nose broken by this girl in the third grade. I've respected women ever since."
Why you should get to know me: "Because I know all MTV's The State sketches by heart."