Song or album that puts me in the mood: "'Pretty Woman,' 'Lady in Red,' 'Unforgettable.'"
The five items I can't live without: "A bottle of wine, a crust of bread, and thou. Or thee. No, it's definitely thou. Whatever."
More about what I am looking for: "Someone confident, powerful and steadfast enough to let me take care of them."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Seven pair of Adidas Superstars."
Most humbling moment: "The moment when I thought I had misspelled my tattoo. Mirrors are funny like that."
In my bedroom, you will find: "Street signs, street cones, strobe light, sub wuffers, leapord sheets, blue walls."
Why you should get to know me: "I am one of the funniest people I have ever met."