More about what I am looking for: "Someone confident, powerful and steadfast enough to let me take care of them."
Why you should get to know me: "I am one of the funniest people I have ever met."
Best or worst lie I've ever told: "I was the child actor that played Danny in The Shining."
In my bedroom, you will find: "Street signs, street cones, strobe light, sub wuffers, leapord sheets, blue walls."
More about what I am looking for: "I'm hankering for a man who likes quick repartee and boy things like March Madness and PS2."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "Anywhere in the British Isles would be grand, or Scandinavia in an ice hotel."
Fill in the blanks: "Sharp wit is sexy; vulnerability is sexier."