Best (or worst) lie I've ever told: "I tell a few white lies a day, like my grandmother never to deceive, only to accentuate."
Why you should get to know me: "Because I know all MTV's The State sketches by heart."
More about what I am looking for: "I'm just looking for a kind cutie to come along."
More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who is honest, has a good heart, and who has a brain."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Lace, altar, silver, beeswax."
The five items I can't live without: "Hugs, laughter, smiles, high-fives, and Jones soda."
Most humbling moment: "Getting fired as a barista. Not my fault, I swear."