Why you should get to know me: "I am one of the funniest people I have ever met."
More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who can do absolutely nothing and not say 'I'm bored.' No boring people, please."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "An antique bed frame that was my grandmother's (uh, yes it squeaks)."
The five items I can't live without: "A bottle of wine, a crust of bread, and thou. Or thee. No, it's definitely thou. Whatever."
Most humbling moment: "My first yoga class."
More about what I am looking for: "I'm hankering for a man who likes quick repartee and boy things like March Madness and PS2."
Why you should get to know me: "I can play the blues in any key, appreciate the symphony, and know at least two salsa dancing moves."