If I could be anywhere at the moment: "I'd be in a helicopter - anywhere will do."
The five items I can't live without: "Hugs, laughter, smiles, high-fives, and Jones soda."
Fill in the blanks: "A pretty woman is sexy; a pretty woman you can converse with is sexier."
The five items I can't live without: "A bottle of wine, a crust of bread, and thou. Or thee. No, it's definitely thou. Whatever."
Most humbling moment: "Getting fired as a barista. Not my fault, I swear."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Lace, altar, silver, beeswax."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Seven pair of Adidas Superstars."