More about what I am looking for: "Someone who can take sarcasm. It's how I communicate most effectively."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Lace, altar, silver, beeswax."
Why you should get to know me: "I deleted FOX News from my remote."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Myriads of books on the sociology of baseball."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "Camping under the stars."
Favorite on-screen sex scene: "Amelie when she ponders how many people are having an orgasm at the exact moment."
The five items I can't live without: "A bottle of wine, a crust of bread, and thou. Or thee. No, it's definitely thou. Whatever."