The five items I can't live without: "A bottle of wine, a crust of bread, and thou. Or thee. No, it's definitely thou. Whatever."
Most humbling moment: "Getting fired as a barista. Not my fault, I swear."
More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who can do absolutely nothing and not say 'I'm bored.' No boring people, please."
Most humbling moment: "Tumbling down a flight of stairs at a witch party."
Most humbling moment: "When my seven year old daughter told me family was more important than money."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Lace, altar, silver, beeswax."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Myriads of books on the sociology of baseball."