More about what I am looking for: "Someone who can take sarcasm. It's how I communicate most effectively."
Why you should get to know me: "Because I know all MTV's The State sketches by heart."
The five items I can't live without: "Garlic, cashmere, friends, fine literature, morning coffee, sun, laughs."
Best or worst lie I've ever told: "I was the child actor that played Danny in The Shining."
Most humbling moment: "Getting fired as a barista. Not my fault, I swear."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Myriads of books on the sociology of baseball."
Why you should get to know me: "I will intrigue and challenge you, spoil you and laugh with you."