More about what I am looking for: "I'm hankering for a man who likes quick repartee and boy things like March Madness and PS2."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "Eating the next great meal of my life in Tokyo."
Why you should get to know me: "I am one of the funniest people I have ever met."
The five items I can't live without: "A bottle of wine, a crust of bread, and thou. Or thee. No, it's definitely thou. Whatever."
More about what I am looking for: "Someone confident, powerful and steadfast enough to let me take care of them."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Lace, altar, silver, beeswax."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "Camping under the stars."