Best (or worst) lie I've ever told: "I tell a few white lies a day, like my grandmother never to deceive, only to accentuate."
More about what I am looking for: "Someone who can take sarcasm. It's how I communicate most effectively."
Most humbling moment: "Getting fired as a barista. Not my fault, I swear."
Why you should get to know me: "I get the cosmic joke."
In my bedroom, you will find: "Street signs, street cones, strobe light, sub wuffers, leapord sheets, blue walls."
The five items I can't live without: "Garlic, cashmere, friends, fine literature, morning coffee, sun, laughs."
Why you should get to know me: "I deleted FOX News from my remote."