Best (or worst) lie I've ever told: "I tell a few white lies a day, like my grandmother never to deceive, only to accentuate."
Most humbling moment: "The moment when I thought I had misspelled my tattoo. Mirrors are funny like that."
The five items I can't live without: "Hugs, laughter, smiles, high-fives, and Jones soda."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Lace, altar, silver, beeswax."
More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who can do absolutely nothing and not say 'I'm bored.' No boring people, please."
Why you should get to know me: "I am one of the funniest people I have ever met."
Why you should get to know me: "Because I know all MTV's The State sketches by heart."