Most humbling moment: "Getting my nose broken by this girl in the third grade. I've respected women ever since."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Lace, altar, silver, beeswax."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "Ski mountaineering in Alaska, or in a jazz club in New Orleans."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Myriads of books on the sociology of baseball."
Why you should get to know me: "I am one of the funniest people I have ever met."
Song or album that puts me in the mood: "'Pretty Woman,' 'Lady in Red,' 'Unforgettable.'"
Why you should get to know me: "I deleted FOX News from my remote."