Why you should get to know me: "I get the cosmic joke."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "I'd be in a helicopter - anywhere will do."
The five items I can't live without: "A bottle of wine, a crust of bread, and thou. Or thee. No, it's definitely thou. Whatever."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Seven pair of Adidas Superstars."
Most humbling moment: "When I realized my parents are a lot smarter than I thought they were when I was a teen."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "I want to go to Japan and see if the sushi is really any better there."
In my bedroom, you will find: "Street signs, street cones, strobe light, sub wuffers, leapord sheets, blue walls."