In my bedroom, you'll find: "Myriads of books on the sociology of baseball."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "Anywhere in the British Isles would be grand, or Scandinavia in an ice hotel."
Why you should get to know me: "Because I know all MTV's The State sketches by heart."
Fill in the blanks: "A pretty woman is sexy; a pretty woman you can converse with is sexier."
More about what I am looking for: "I'm just looking for a kind cutie to come along."
The five items I can't live without: "Garlic, cashmere, friends, fine literature, morning coffee, sun, laughs."
The five items I can't live without: "A bottle of wine, a crust of bread, and thou. Or thee. No, it's definitely thou. Whatever."