Why you should get to know me: "I get the cosmic joke."
More about what I am looking for: "I'm hankering for a man who likes quick repartee and boy things like March Madness and PS2."
In my bedroom, you will find: "Street signs, street cones, strobe light, sub wuffers, leapord sheets, blue walls."
More about what I am looking for: "A man with an easy smile and contagious laughter."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "Eating the next great meal of my life in Tokyo."
More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who can do absolutely nothing and not say 'I'm bored.' No boring people, please."
Best or worst lie I've ever told: "I was the child actor that played Danny in The Shining."