Why you should get to know me: "Because I know all MTV's The State sketches by heart."
The five items I can't live without: "Hugs, laughter, smiles, high-fives, and Jones soda."
Why you should get to know me: "I deleted FOX News from my remote."
Most humbling moment: "Getting my nose broken by this girl in the third grade. I've respected women ever since."
More about what I am looking for: "I'm just looking for a kind cutie to come along."
More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who's creative, but is not insane. Someone who is insane but will never reveal it."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Lace, altar, silver, beeswax."