Why you should get to know me: "I am one of the funniest people I have ever met."
Favorite on-screen sex scene: "The kitchen and bath scene in The Bridges of Madison County."
More about what I am looking for: "Someone who will not judge me for my love of Law & Order."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Lace, altar, silver, beeswax."
More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who can do absolutely nothing and not say 'I'm bored.' No boring people, please."
In my bedroom, you will find: "Street signs, street cones, strobe light, sub wuffers, leapord sheets, blue walls."
Fill in the blanks: "Sharp wit is sexy; vulnerability is sexier."