If I could be anywhere at the moment: "I'd be in a helicopter - anywhere will do."
More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who likes to have a good time, but doesn't need to party to have fun."
The five items I can't live without: "A bottle of wine, a crust of bread, and thou. Or thee. No, it's definitely thou. Whatever."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "An antique bed frame that was my grandmother's (uh, yes it squeaks)."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Lace, altar, silver, beeswax."
Most humbling moment: "When my seven year old daughter told me family was more important than money."
Why you should get to know me: "I get the cosmic joke."