Why you should get to know me: "I am one of the funniest people I have ever met."
Most humbling moment: "Dangling by a rope wrapped once around my wrist, 100 ft. in the air, from a hot air balloon."
In my bedroom, you will find: "Street signs, street cones, strobe light, sub wuffers, leapord sheets, blue walls."
Most humbling moment: "When my seven year old daughter told me family was more important than money."
Most humbling moment: "Getting fired as a barista. Not my fault, I swear."
More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who's creative, but is not insane. Someone who is insane but will never reveal it."
More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who can do absolutely nothing and not say 'I'm bored.' No boring people, please."