More about who I'm looking for: "She can have the time of her life at the ballet, or a demolition derby."
Why you should get to know me: "I am one of the funniest people I have ever met."
Most humbling moment: "When I tried to sing 'Bad Medicine' karaoke style and didn't realize how difficult singing Bon Jovi could be."
In my bedroom, you will find: "Street signs, street cones, strobe light, sub wuffers, leapord sheets, blue walls."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Lace, altar, silver, beeswax."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "I want to go to Japan and see if the sushi is really any better there."
More about what I am looking for: "I'm just looking for a kind cutie to come along."