More about who I'm looking for: "She can have the time of her life at the ballet, or a demolition derby."
Why you should get to know me: "I get the cosmic joke."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Myriads of books on the sociology of baseball."
Most humbling moment: "Getting fired as a barista. Not my fault, I swear."
In my bedroom, you will find: "Street signs, street cones, strobe light, sub wuffers, leapord sheets, blue walls."
Most humbling moment: "Getting my nose broken by this girl in the third grade. I've respected women ever since."
"I can sing the famous aria from Carmen. I eat dark chocolate like others take vitamins - daily. I'm active in the community."