More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who likes to have a good time, but doesn't need to party to have fun."
Best or worst lie I've ever told: "I was the child actor that played Danny in The Shining."
Most humbling moment: "When I tried to sing 'Bad Medicine' karaoke style and didn't realize how difficult singing Bon Jovi could be."
Why you should get to know me: "I am one of the funniest people I have ever met."
In my bedroom, you will find: "Street signs, street cones, strobe light, sub wuffers, leapord sheets, blue walls."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Lace, altar, silver, beeswax."
Why you should get to know me: "I get the cosmic joke."