If I could be anywhere at the moment: "Anywhere in the British Isles would be grand, or Scandinavia in an ice hotel."
More about what I am looking for: "Someone who can take sarcasm. It's how I communicate most effectively."
Most humbling moment: "Tumbling down a flight of stairs at a witch party."
The five items I can't live without: "Hugs, laughter, smiles, high-fives, and Jones soda."
More about what I am looking for: "Someone confident, powerful and steadfast enough to let me take care of them."
More about what I am looking for: "Someone who will not judge me for my love of Law & Order."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Myriads of books on the sociology of baseball."