Why you should get to know me: "Because I know all MTV's The State sketches by heart."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "An antique bed frame that was my grandmother's (uh, yes it squeaks)."
Best (or worst) lie I've ever told: "I tell a few white lies a day, like my grandmother never to deceive, only to accentuate."
More about what I am looking for: "A man with an easy smile and contagious laughter."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "Camping under the stars."
In my bedroom, you will find: "Street signs, street cones, strobe light, sub wuffers, leapord sheets, blue walls."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "Ski mountaineering in Alaska, or in a jazz club in New Orleans."