If I could be anywhere at the moment: "Not broke in a tropical place."
More about what I am looking for: "Someone who will not judge me for my love of Law & Order."
Why you should get to know me: "I will intrigue and challenge you, spoil you and laugh with you."
In my bedroom, you will find: "Street signs, street cones, strobe light, sub wuffers, leapord sheets, blue walls."
Most humbling moment: "Getting my nose broken by this girl in the third grade. I've respected women ever since."
Most humbling moment: "When I realized my parents are a lot smarter than I thought they were when I was a teen."
More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who can do absolutely nothing and not say 'I'm bored.' No boring people, please."