The five items I can't live without: "A bottle of wine, a crust of bread, and thou. Or thee. No, it's definitely thou. Whatever."
More about what I am looking for: "Someone who will not judge me for my love of Law & Order."
More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who's creative, but is not insane. Someone who is insane but will never reveal it."
Why you should get to know me: "I am one of the funniest people I have ever met."
Why you should get to know me: "I will intrigue and challenge you, spoil you and laugh with you."
Why you should get to know me: "I love rodeo."
Song or album that puts me in the mood: "'Pretty Woman,' 'Lady in Red,' 'Unforgettable.'"