Why you should get to know me: "I am one of the funniest people I have ever met."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "I'd be in a helicopter - anywhere will do."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "An antique bed frame that was my grandmother's (uh, yes it squeaks)."
The five items I can't live without: "Friends, portable music, inline skates,
hiking boots, cameras."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "Anywhere in the British Isles would be grand, or Scandinavia in an ice hotel."
Most humbling moment: "Getting my nose broken by this girl in the third grade. I've respected women ever since."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Lace, altar, silver, beeswax."