Why you should get to know me: "I am one of the funniest people I have ever met."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "Anywhere in the British Isles would be grand, or Scandinavia in an ice hotel."
Best (or worst) lie I've ever told: "I tell a few white lies a day, like my grandmother never to deceive, only to accentuate."
More about what I am looking for: "A man with an easy smile and contagious laughter."
More about who I'm looking for: "She can have the time of her life at the ballet, or a demolition derby."
In my bedroom, you will find: "Street signs, street cones, strobe light, sub wuffers, leapord sheets, blue walls."
More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who can do absolutely nothing and not say 'I'm bored.' No boring people, please."