Why you should get to know me: "Because I know all MTV's The State sketches by heart."
Most humbling moment: "Dangling by a rope wrapped once around my wrist, 100 ft. in the air, from a hot air balloon."
Why you should get to know me: "I will intrigue and challenge you, spoil you and laugh with you."
Why you should get to know me: "I am one of the funniest people I have ever met."
Song or album that puts me in the mood: "'Pretty Woman,' 'Lady in Red,' 'Unforgettable.'"
The five items I can't live without: "A bottle of wine, a crust of bread, and thou. Or thee. No, it's definitely thou. Whatever."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Lace, altar, silver, beeswax."