Why you should get to know me: "I am one of the funniest people I have ever met."
Best (or worst) lie I've ever told: "I tell a few white lies a day, like my grandmother never to deceive, only to accentuate."
More about what I am looking for: "I'm hankering for a man who likes quick repartee and boy things like March Madness and PS2."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "I'd be in a helicopter - anywhere will do."
In my bedroom, you will find: "Street signs, street cones, strobe light, sub wuffers, leapord sheets, blue walls."
More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who can do absolutely nothing and not say 'I'm bored.' No boring people, please."
More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who is honest, has a good heart, and who has a brain."