If I could be anywhere at the moment: "Eating the next great meal of my life in Tokyo."
In my bedroom, you will find: "Street signs, street cones, strobe light, sub wuffers, leapord sheets, blue walls."
Favorite on-screen sex scene: "Amelie when she ponders how many people are having an orgasm at the exact moment."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Lace, altar, silver, beeswax."
More about who I'm looking for: "She can have the time of her life at the ballet, or a demolition derby."
Why you should get to know me: "I am one of the funniest people I have ever met."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Seven pair of Adidas Superstars."