If I could be anywhere at the moment: "Not broke in a tropical place."
Best or worst lie I've ever told: "I was the child actor that played Danny in The Shining."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Myriads of books on the sociology of baseball."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "An antique bed frame that was my grandmother's (uh, yes it squeaks)."
Most humbling moment: "When my seven year old daughter told me family was more important than money."
Why you should get to know me: "I will intrigue and challenge you, spoil you and laugh with you."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Lace, altar, silver, beeswax."