In my bedroom, you'll find: "Lace, altar, silver, beeswax."
The five items I can't live without: "A bottle of wine, a crust of bread, and thou. Or thee. No, it's definitely thou. Whatever."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Seven pair of Adidas Superstars."
Why you should get to know me: "I get the cosmic joke."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "I want to go to Japan and see if the sushi is really any better there."
Why you should get to know me: "Because I know all MTV's The State sketches by heart."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Myriads of books on the sociology of baseball."