Why you should get to know me: "Because I know all MTV's The State sketches by heart."
In my bedroom, you will find: "Street signs, street cones, strobe light, sub wuffers, leapord sheets, blue walls."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Seven pair of Adidas Superstars."
More about what I am looking for: "I'm just looking for a kind cutie to come along."
The five items I can't live without: "Hugs, laughter, smiles, high-fives, and Jones soda."
Fill in the blanks: "A pretty woman is sexy; a pretty woman you can converse with is sexier."
More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who likes to have a good time, but doesn't need to party to have fun."