In my bedroom, you will find: "Street signs, street cones, strobe light, sub wuffers, leapord sheets, blue walls."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Lace, altar, silver, beeswax."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "Not broke in a tropical place."
Why you should get to know me: "I am one of the funniest people I have ever met."
More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who likes to have a good time, but doesn't need to party to have fun."
The five items I can't live without: "Hugs, laughter, smiles, high-fives, and Jones soda."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Myriads of books on the sociology of baseball."