If I could be anywhere at the moment: "Anywhere in the British Isles would be grand, or Scandinavia in an ice hotel."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "An antique bed frame that was my grandmother's (uh, yes it squeaks)."
More about who I'm looking for: "Someone smart, cute and fun who answers correctly to 'Beatles or Stones?'"
More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who's creative, but is not insane. Someone who is insane but will never reveal it."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Myriads of books on the sociology of baseball."
Why you should get to know me: "I will intrigue and challenge you, spoil you and laugh with you."
More about what I am looking for: "I'm hankering for a man who likes quick repartee and boy things like March Madness and PS2."