Why you should get to know me: "I will intrigue and challenge you, spoil you and laugh with you."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "I'd be in a helicopter - anywhere will do."
Most humbling moment: "Getting my nose broken by this girl in the third grade. I've respected women ever since."
The five items I can't live without: "Friends, portable music, inline skates,
hiking boots, cameras."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Myriads of books on the sociology of baseball."
Why you should get to know me: "I get the cosmic joke."
More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who can do absolutely nothing and not say 'I'm bored.' No boring people, please."