More about what I am looking for: "I'm hankering for a man who likes quick repartee and boy things like March Madness and PS2."
More about what I am looking for: "Someone who will not judge me for my love of Law & Order."
Why you should get to know me: "Because I know all MTV's The State sketches by heart."
Why you should get to know me: "I can play the blues in any key, appreciate the symphony, and know at least two salsa dancing moves."
The five items I can't live without: "A bottle of wine, a crust of bread, and thou. Or thee. No, it's definitely thou. Whatever."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Myriads of books on the sociology of baseball."
More about what I am looking for: "I'm just looking for a kind cutie to come along."