Why you should get to know me: "I am one of the funniest people I have ever met."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Lace, altar, silver, beeswax."
More about who I'm looking for: "Someone smart, cute and fun who answers correctly to 'Beatles or Stones?'"
More about what I am looking for: "Someone who can take sarcasm. It's how I communicate most effectively."
Most humbling moment: "When I realized my parents are a lot smarter than I thought they were when I was a teen."
More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who can do absolutely nothing and not say 'I'm bored.' No boring people, please."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Myriads of books on the sociology of baseball."